Jail, Jail, Jail #7d House Arrest?!

So, it had been several months. Even though, I had to work thought the bracelet battery failure....several times.  I was rockin' school.

BUT, I had one more very embarrassing hurdle to overcome. I LOVE to garden. I work seasonally for  a local green house. The owners, my employers, were, are, very conservative. They called me to set up a schedule.

Oh the pain. I had to admit to them, that I was...well..in jail. They were very cool. The reason why I had to tell them..was to be able to go to work..my employer had to submit a schedule to the jail. There was no way out. Nothing but honesty.

So scary. It had to be done if I wanted to work greenhouse season...which I LOVE. I had that very difficult conversation..oh it was horrible for me. I feel so blessed that they were so cool about it.

The season starts in May. It was a REALLY hot may. I still had my bracelet on. I was wearing jeans all the time to hide the bracelet. Oh man, the hottest May EVER. So hot my ass was sweating...I think at one time we have all been there.

On an aside..yes an aside once again. I had been at home, and baking while at home. I was at home eating my baking. I gained 20 pounds. Let us just say my jeans were a bit tight.

That being said...Thank God, that I only lived a few miles away, and DH could bring me more pants. I split the ass in two pair of jeans...on separate occasions.

It was hot as hell in May. Yet, I could not wear shorts. I could not let my bracelet show.

One day, oh one very special day. A detective came to my work. Well, they check up on us  criminals..to make sure we are "actually" at work. Luckily, the detective found me there. It  was all of about a week before I would be free. Good thing I told my boss the truth...they were both there that day.

The detective asked for me. I walked out of one of the greenhouses. She asked me if it were me. I responded, "YES, how can I help you?" REALLY?, I saw the cruiser, I knew who it was.

Funny thing was, after I showed her my bracelet was fine, and obviously I was on the job...I tried to sell her plants. My boss laughed.

I responded.,"It is what it is..but let's not loose a sale"!

I think that is all I have to say about jail. I will never say never again.

For now, I am done!!!!