Men are Whimps When Sick...and a Pain in the ASS!

Ok so more on the jail thing later. Right now, ug my hubby is the biggest pain in my butt!.

Why? You ask? OK, I will tell ya. So hubby is home sick today. He almost NEVER is home sick. I say if your are sick, then go to bed, and be sick. Don't try to micromanage all the stuff I do on a daily basis...just go to bed already.

Examples? You ask? OK. So the day started with the boy forgetting his lunch. OK no problem....make the lunch and deliver it to school. Stopped at the store to get the dishwasher soap that we were out of...I KNOW I am never out of it b/c I ALWAYS stock up, but eventually it does run out... Came back home and started on the garden work I had planned for the day....I had made sure to do my in home cleaning, and "canning"...I KNOW more canning...but had finished over the weekend. Tried to feed sick hubby, he did eat..kind of. He went upstairs to chill and watch TV....Alas..nothing on. He came outside in is PJ's. He said, "Nothing on TV." I said, "Give me about another 10-15 mins, I will get you a movie via 'red box.' "What do ya want?" Well he went to go check. He found a couple. YET in the midst of it all, I was trimming the shrubs, with the electric trimmer. He was suddenly oh so...hum the uber supervisor! Outside in his pj's. NOW, I must say, I have asked him to do this chore for three weeks in a row, and nada! So now, the day he is home sick, he is gonna tell me how to do it?

I PROMISE I LOVE THIS MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH! However, hon...either I need to get a job right quick, or you can not be home during the day.

I will leave ya with this...Hair dying was part of my plan today. Now I hate the process, it's annoying, but I hate the grey more. However, I kind of have this home hair dying process which just includes me, maybe a "lifetime" movie, I don't know, maybe skin picking, brow plucking...just self stuff. Maybe self stuff that I would not want to share with others.

The hair got colored...just not so relaxing. Oh crap, and now I feel even more selfish...

So now, I feel horrible....Hubby just texted me to bring him his cold medicine. Who knows maybe I am a bit selfish. Probably. The annoying thing is that I am happy to help ya when ya don't feel well, but please don't judge the way the house works when you are not here.

I think I should just let this be for now.